Em nome de Jesus, eu ordeno o diabo a não te impedir de ter um Orgasmo!

You will learn about the “sex muscle” that you absolutely MUST develop to become sexually proficient. Although you can’t work on this muscle in the gym, you will learn three exercises that will, literally, change your sex life overnight.

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Significantly improve the odds that your marriage will last forever…through better sex. Did you realize that the divorce rate among Christian married couples is exactly the same as that of non-Christian couples? The American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers presented a study of the major reasons for the failure of marriages. They ranked “failed expectations or unmet needs” as one of the most important causes of divorce. You will now have the tools to …

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Become a multi-orgasmic male – Can you imagine your wife’s delight, when you are able to keep up with her…climax for climax? Wasn’t it wonderful, as a younger man, to be capable of multiple orgasms in a short period of time? You will regain this pleasurable and exciting ability. Although this ability is generally accepted in women, only a select number of men have mastered the physical and mental skills necessary to be a multi-orgasmic man.

Valeu, Ferrari.

Isto é realmente hilariante.


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One Response to “Em nome de Jesus, eu ordeno o diabo a não te impedir de ter um Orgasmo!”
  1. Ferrari disse:

    Eu sabia que tu ia adorar. É a tua cara.

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